This is a story about bottoms
When you’re profitable, organised, and systemised, you have a healthy bottom line. (TICK)
When you’re overwhelmed, miserable, and struggling, you just have… a big bottom. (PEACH)
I know this from experience.
There are a stack of pages on this website that explain all the ways I help you do your thing better.
So, I’ll just give you what you came to this page for. A sneaky peek, a glance behind the business curtain, a glimpse of The Wonderful World of (L)Oz. From there, you can decide if I’m your cup of tea. I trust you. You’re smart like that.
But I will tell you my bottom story too. Promise.
First thing you should know about me: breaking the rules tickles me pink. Which is odd, because I’m a systems and numbers girl, and that’s ALL about the rules.
Here’s how I combine rules with breaking:
I know the rules. All of them. Trends, strategy and knowledge are wounded gazelles; I hunt them down like a lioness in her prime. Rules are my jam. I smash them to smithereens, put them back together, and get them to work specifically for you.
I’ve always been like this; from the time I started my own business at 24 to turning over the multiple zeros within the first year, to never being afraid to call you to accountability, to buying an established digital magazine when words aren’t really at the pinnacle of my genius zone.
My Mother calls it “defiant”. I call it “determined”. Whatever. What it adds up to is kick-assery in business and a life I couldn’t love more.
I’m Lauren June and I’ve decided I can be as many things as I want; Business Strategist + Money Maven + Bossy Boots + Magazine Owner + Marketing Nerd + Agency CEO + Multipotentialite Business Owner
I currently have 3 businesses. Which some people think is mad. The thing is – I know how to make all of them run effectively without me going into a full-scale breakdown or haemorrhaging cash. I’m organised but flexible. I have a good grasp of big-picture thinking but can handle small details. I’m a fixer – I see a problem and I am already brainstorming on how to help. Which is incredibly helpful for you if we work together.
More importantly, I’m interested in what you want.
Because, when it comes down to it, you need to do real business, really well, but your way.
What I do for you
Simplify the hard parts. Work with you in a way where you make my tried and tested strategies your own. Feel like someone totally gets you. Make you some profit. Show you how to fortify, rethink or restructure how you work in your business so you can leverage your time and get some clarity. Create the space for you to take a holiday, do school pick-ups, have a day off once in a while. Make you some profit. Teach you to make friends with processes, systems, and
And, did I mention making some profit?
How I do it
If you could clone the crazy dedication you have for your big dream and share it with another human, that’s what it feels like working with me. I see your big dream. I understand it. Every tiny detail, every sighed nuance. All the elements you haven’t considered yet. I fall in love with it just about as much as you do (only I’m not exhausted by it!)
Then, we break down the big dreams into manageable pieces of a very cool puzzle – making each task understood and achievable. You get excited about actually doing the work. Together, we figure out which systems you can implement to grow your business – the way that suits you. There’s no one-size-fits-all anything at Lauren June. (Except yoga pants.) It’s all custom created. Your business, your way. For a healthy bottom line.
What was that about bottoms?
I didn’t start out as a systems queen. I found I was one after saving businesses (mainly from themselves) through my first foray into business; a successful bookkeeping company. Quickly, we gained a reputation for being able to help clients who were in real trouble. Because they didn’t just have cashflow issues – they had layers and layers of messy business practices in areas like structure, systems, marketing, and processes. The money issues were just one symptom of the whole disease.
Speaking of illness, I was 25, had multiple staff, a huge turnover, and I was hot at my job. Man, did we look good on
I learned by example that good numbers don’t necessarily amount to good business. I learned that to be profitable, successful, and happy, I’d need to build a business that suited how I wanted to live. My way.
And my way didn’t include any more…bottom.
Now, regardless of whether your bottom is your issue, or you just wish you could spend more time with your children, or you hate yourself for thinking about
Really Behind The Scenes
Brad is a pilot, so we can’t show you his face on the internet.
No really, he is a pilot. This isn’t an TV ad mockup. He’s just allergic to social media. He’s also my partner in crime (because we’re too old to be boyfriend and girlfriend) and is often waiting for me to finish recording a podcast so he can hammer, drill, or renovate something.
RALPH + NED
I am a dog person. It’s undeniable. I have voices for them and cook them special dinners. You’ll have to deal. These guys are the stars of my morning Instagram stories, fearless sheep wranglers, and winter toe warmers. Mostly, I manage to keep them out of the podcast audios.
THE LAMB BRIGADE
They were orphans. They were cute. Now they’re big but still – not for eating.
Meet my smelly, bleating lawnmowers.
Give me a home among the gum trees, with lots of plum lemon trees, a sheep or two (five), a kangaroo… All we need is the rocking chair.
This is home.
THE ROOOAR ROOMERS
These are my people. This is my crew. Roooar is a community of real business women, doing real business, their way. This is the platform that supports them along their adventure and I am honoured to be at the helm.
THE LAUREN SHOW
OK, I admit. This is here because I’m obsessed with cells aligning on websites. It’s not the worst thing to be picky about!